just seen this in the Guardian. “We had to get the ladder to get him down. He had no shoes on and had lost his mobile phone and his hat. He was more bothered about his hat though, he seemed a smartly dressed lad. I know Barnsley lost again but it can’t be that bad, he must have had a big session for him to fall asleep for that period of time [seven hours]. It’s slightly embarrassing for the lad but it’s a lesson for him I’m sure, he’ll not be quick to forget it” – a fire service suit confirms that a Barnsley fan who had one pint of mood-enhancer too many needed to be rescued from atop a Portakabin after waking up on a toilet and making a failed attempt to escape from a locked-up Oakwell.