Apparantly according to some websites.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Remarkable.

 

Did you know?

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried</p>

 

Have a look on here...

'Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing'</p>

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement'</p>

'Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.'</p>

 

Yes and also

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

 

Damn blast, my source is discovered. And I'd have got away with it if it hadn't been for you pesky kids.