Apparently the Effing & Jeffing rule is coming to Oakwell this season....

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    eastfifetyke New Member

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    So the missus told me. They'll be no fekker left in the ground by half time if this is true and enforced going on my last few visits to Oakwell. Which muppet has decided to do this i wonder? i bet his initials are DR.....
     
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    Maybe we could all text the number saying that we heard some oldish bloke in the directors box swearing. We'll have Rowing out by 10 past 3.
     
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    Get ****ed you lying **** theres not ****ing way some ****er is gunna stop me coming out with the **** i volley out during the match they can go ********!
     
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    ****, b0llocks, ****, etc. i don't mind... singing songs about murderers on the other hand...
     
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    Best not tell BigDave8322!!

    Seriously though, there is no way its going to stop unless the standard of refereeing improves and we aren't churning out ***** performances week after week.
     
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    If there policy is to eject someone for swearing there'll be no fecker there then. A pleasant gentleman who sits behind me makes jubby brown look like a choir boy. There taking all fun away from football these days.
     
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    Whatever next?


    Given dry wipe boards and pens and get to write down our feelings then hold them up to show the players?

    Boo

    Applause

    Hurrah

    Gerrimoff

    Deedardeedardeedar

    scabscabscabscab

    Dagnall tha wa nk


    etc etc etc.
     
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    Theres a certain kind of irony in creating this rule at the same time as actively discouraging children.
     
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    NIGHTMARE Banned Idiot

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    Why ?
     
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    judith charmers Well-Known Member

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    I appreciate the female specie may not be into her pit language and may not like to hear it but personally I think a few French words used in haste makes for a good 90 minutes of football, even more so when we're loosing and every other player is a ****ing useless ******* and hill your ****, it makes my Saturday really
     
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    They had better get extra st johns ambulance men in

    There's a few round me who may well spontaneously combust if they are not allowed curse.
     
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    Re: They had better get extra st johns ambulance men in

    There's more cursing goes on at the keepmoat than Oakwell.
     
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    Keith Hill won't last too long then, he loves an expletive.

    Also I wonder how stewards will go about kicking a player out that has been complained about, they swear worse than Tony Soprano. Surely its not going to be 1 rule for players and another rule for fans . . . . . so I'll stop swearing when they do.

    **** em.
     
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    Re: They had better get extra st johns ambulance men in

    Will lead to more problems than it will solve. Dobbing people in for swearing anonymously...what a joke. If something requires action, tell a steward. If you wish to be anon, tell them after the match. Whilst I recognise excessive swearing isn't great, it's getting to the stage where I feel almost unwelcome going to football, as if I need to pass a holier than thou test to have the privilage of watching a live match.
     
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    We'll all have to go to mrs browns elocution lessons

    Instead fĂșcking, we'll be fecking.
     
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    I could be completely wrong but I get the feeling that people are getting the wrong end of the stick with this number. I believe that it's intended purpose is simply to help people report the same things that they would report now anyway. Racism, threatening behaviour etc. The only reason that the swearing part is included in the same reason that it has been included for years in the pre match announcement.
     
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    rothred Active Member

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    Don't spoil a good grumble with common sense.

    Its just not you
     
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    Super tyke is turning into a cotton wool smothered soft white little fluffy sheep.

    Ahhh bless, still think all this swearing milakee's all ****** though!
     
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    Yeah why...

    I am not potty mouthed you know that, instead of using the awful f-word I say crumbs. The ref is not something that rhymes with punt he is a sponge....
     

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