Apparently

I'm only 26% disabled, what about the rest of you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/play/lifestyle/test.shtml

 

I would've said 50%!

I think it's just my brain that's been disabled.

 

We have calculated that you are 16% disabled. nt

 

16%

 

We have calculated that you are 4% disabled.

You are barely disabled. You tell all your friends you give up your seat to those poor disabled people on public transport, although you rarely do. You only stumbled across Ouch! because you thought it was some kinky porn site. You freak!




There are some strange questions - I answered yes to having groceries delivered!

 

4% disabled. nt

 

I have mine delivered too

I just don't have the patience for supermarket shopping!

 

4% nt

 

RE: I would've said 50%!

Being southern counts too!

 

Hmm,

Laura scored 40% but didn't answer all questions especially on being an adult, dda's etc.

 

Does...

...having a little pecker count as a shortened limb? I'm asking for a mate, like...

 

That depends

If he can use it to play the piano, he could be a clever dick.

 

RE: That depends

Or, if you were particularly well endowed, a twelve inch pianist...

 

RE: That depends

Is his name Justin or Tintin?

 

Go on, I don't follow? nt

 

Read the names again

& think of the second one as being said with a broad Yorkshire accent. It will also help if you relate it to your first post on this thread.

 

The first one's TinTin then?

I get it!

 

Thank God for that!

I thought I was going to have to draw you a diagram!

 

RE: Thank God for that!

Alright clever sod! No need to get sarky just 'cos I'm a bit slow on the uptake!

 

RE: Thank God for that!

(neer)