(prepares for comments about Hull City Centre Forward)</p> </p><p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Consolas" size="3">Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.</font></p> <font face="Consolas" size="3"></font></p> <p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Consolas" size="3">The iTit will cost between £499.00 and £699.00 depending on speaker size.</font></p> <font face="Consolas" size="3"></font></p> <p class="MsoPlainText" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><font face="Consolas" size="3">This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.</font></p> </p>