are my ears decieving me??

have they had a singer on the pitch???

 

I before E except after C

 

allreight smartarse

 

Hehe

ff Nice

 

couldnt call her a singer

 

Errr ... yeah I think you're right

there was a "singer" there but she couldn't hit the notes.

 

There was someone on the pitch

I think she was there to make the football look good!

 

She failed!!!

It's all your fault, you should stay at home more often.

Have you no shame
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that was meant to be singing?

bloody hell, she made chris shukers performance look good.

 

No shame

But I do have photographs! ff

Don't worry, I'm going to be missing the Bournemouth game, so no doubt we'll play like the world beaters you've assured me they were in my absence again.

 

Would I lie?

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RE: Would I lie?

Did she have big chest spuds?

 

Next time I see Crystal

I'll ask her how long 6 inches is & then I'll know!

 

Couldn't tell

she had her coat on.

 

Just what has he been trying to tell you now!!

 

Apparently

We play like world beaters when I'm not there!

 

Mmm having translated Kev talk for over 20 years.......

Roughly translated that means we try and play on the occasions when you're not there!ff ff

 

RE: that was meant to be singing?

yes she was awful
where the hell did they get her from??
looked to have nice legs though

 

For "Kev talk"

Should we read bull/poo ?

 

Shut it Andy you're into big fat hairy fannies not nice trim ones.......

I can't see how you could see her legs that well from your vantage point next to me taking into account she had trousers on and you can't see??</p>