Are we already for the weekend heatwave?................

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  1. Ruf

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    Bring it on!
     
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    in England?
     
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    Tis' rumoured that the weathermen may have got it right. nt
     
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    RE:What year was it, in April (backend) when there were

    deep snowdrifts ? 2ft deep in Penistone, Wortley area
     
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    Interesting.

    After the Bank Holiday drinking marathon - Mrs Ponty says I'll spend this weekend in the Dog House.

    Do you know where this "Dog House" place is?
    And more importantly - what will the weather be like?

    Thanks for your help,

    Stevey T.
     
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    Not sure mate

    But I think it may be in a similar area to where you go when you get banned from here!

    By the way, what's the obsession with faecal matter today to do with?
     
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    Battersea!

    4 Battersea Park Rd
    Battersea
    London SW8 4AA

    Raining cats and dogs maybe!
    :D
     
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    Faecal matter?

    Is that someone who weaves carpets from shat?
    I didn't think so.
    That would be plain silly.

    Nar shurrup before I put a stick in your spokes.
     
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  11. The Full Ponty

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    "Raining cats and dogs".

    Nice work.

    The Taxi driver on Friday evening, who is 50 years old, has been married to his current wife for 26 years.
    They are the same age.
    He's just about to bring over his second wife - who is 24.

    Now THAT is the way women should be treat for being loyal.

    Tum ti tum.
     
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    Absolutely pissing myself.

    You see those Labs at the cash machine?
    I've got a mental picture of them being mugged by Rottweilers.

    Mmm.
    My cornflakes are gggrrrrreat with ice cold milk & dog slav.

    That's made my day that has.
     
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    The Rottweilers would then be caught by

    the German Shepherd Police dogs!
    :D
     
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    No.

    Gord Shepherder Police Dogs.
    They have white hair and are crossed between border collies & airedale terriers.
    They are brilliant at clearing up problems - they reportedly win 11 out of every 7 cases.

    Summat about scrambled jets & Blackpool Tower.

    Thaz bin teld.
     
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    You get worse

    as you get older :D

    <img src ="http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/police_dog_uk1.jpg">
     
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