Subject: BEST HUSBAND -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: ". > > > >> >Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's >Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't >taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home >from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something >wrong. > >Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a >couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to >them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of >him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in >perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. > >He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at >him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of >the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his >wife in lipstick: > >"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to >make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian." > >He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming >hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. > >Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?" >"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over >the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got >that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, >why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and >breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" >His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she >tried to take your pants off, you screamed, >"Leave me alone, I'm married!!" > >Broken Coffee Table $239.99 >Hot Breakfast $4.20 >Two Aspirins $.38 > >Saying the right thing, at the right time . PRICELESS > >