Are you an optician?

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Isle of Wight Tyke, Jan 4, 2006.

  1. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    you're screwed then.

    Gas permeable lenses will soon malfunction when gas can't be.....oh I don't know I know nothing about them. Hang on, why would you want gas to get through your lens?

    Anyway don't say I didn't warn you.
     
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    They're an invention by the enemy

    The enemy have flooded the market with these gas permeable lenses. They then intend to gas us all with, er, gas. Then we'll all put our lenses on thinking they will protect us, but no, the lenses will let the gas through! The devious Barstewards.
     
  3. Gue

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    Contact what ? eh ?
     
  4. Isl

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    RE: They're an invention by the enemy

    I blame opticians.

    They're in on it. Particularly the short ones who can duck under gas.
     
  5. Isl

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    erm I don't know

    contact Sony and tell them about there Plasma problems.

    I have one by the way, it's a year old and I can't see a thing now and the house smells funny. I think it leaked. Lighter gas didn't do anything when I pressed it against the 'on' button. Have you any idea where the nozzle needs to go?
     
  6. Gue

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    RE: erm I don't know

    Perhaps you still have some of those miracle eye drops ? See if they help. You know, the ones that cure cancer and give you a bigger penis.
     
  7. Gue

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    It's easy.

    Put the gas in the plug hole.
    You then need to start it back up.
    I'd suggest matches.

    Be careful though.
    The ex Chairman of Donny Rovers was doing the same thing & ended up at HRH's pleasure ... and I don't mean he got to nail the Queen either.
     

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