ARE YOU LIVING WITH BRITAIN’S WORST PET?

Is your pet making life hell?


Discovery and Five are on the hunt for Britain’s most outrageous pets and their long-suffering owners for a new prime time TV show.

Does fluffy need to be taught who’s the boss?
Is Fido a little too friendly when guests come over?
Is Thumper a bully?
Is Polly obscene?
Does Cecil need to clean up his act?

Is your pet making life hell?


Trude Mostue and Roger Mugford want to help!
If this sounds like a pet you know - nominate them now… before your furry (or scaly) friend strikes again!

Prizes to be won for the worst and the most improved.

Call 0901 33 22 555 or email pets@mentorn.tv

 

My trouser snake gets me in all sorts of misunderstandings. ho ho. fnarr fnarr.

 

Hehe!

I was tipping either you or TFP to come back with something like that

 

Does the pet have to be alive now?

I once had a ferret latched onto me nose end.

 

Yes.

And my **** wakes me every morning by making strange noises.

One eyed womb ferret?
Sparracuda?

Do I win 36 pence?

 

RE: Yes.

I'd definitely give Trude a call about that. Could turn out to be coccidivocalosis.

 

Nah.

It's spoffitis.

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I have a HIV from Fannybatter University.