Artex Monkeys

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  1. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    "Yer fingers er frozen"
    "Get some Gloves"

    Class!
     
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    them lyrics are quality :pff

    i especially like this bit;

    "This girl sez am from penistone
    An av gorran horse an I eat garlic bread
    A sez a bet thaz from athersley an thi eats **** in a shed"

    (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol)
     
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    you can even download the songs. Brilliant.

    (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol)
     
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    From the pitz to the rubble

    [mp3=http://www.barnsleylinks.co.uk/artexmonkey/mp3s/From%20Pitz%20To%20The%20Rubble.mp3][/mp3]
     
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    RE: From the pitz to the rubble

    Listening to that and watching your avatar has made me want to go and lie down for a bit....</p>
     
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    RE: From the pitz to the rubble

    Top drawer, gave me a reyt chuckle
     
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    RE: From the pitz to the rubble

    better than original
     
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    RE: From the pitz to the rubble

    Go and get bent. Off to Leeds tomorrow for Pots' birthday if tha fancies it.
     
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    RE: From the pitz to the rubble

    bit peppered. ed a bad week on poker.
     
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    RE: From the pitz to the rubble

    Tha's managed to turn £2 into £150 and then back to zero??
    I thought Paul Daniel's was magic!
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: From the pitz to the rubble

    its all too tempting to up stakes. neer mind.
    Foxes jumpers beestro giant & goliath david neeeauw
     
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    That is quality!

    Hope they support Tarn! Ive asked em.

    Get mi art!
    Get mi art!
    :pff
     
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    Best link in a long while.
     
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    Morngy Get

    <font face="Courier New" size="2">And since there's a post about words for time of the month.....</font></p>

    <font face="Courier New" size="2">Nar then morngy get, its yer hormones again int it?
    Yep, woorav a dun nar
    No a ant bin near yer ffin car
    So av ad a few beers
    An chucked up on the train
    And busted the lock. Sorry ****
    And ruined mi new slacks
    So wat s wrong wi that?
    So what av bin a …yep
    Lets av a cuddle in the kitchen like before
    Please pu down the knife
    Tha wants lockin up, yer really do!
    Thaz ffnn mad
    Not rate in the head

    Nar then morngy get
    Lets have a little kiss
    Ok, a smell a bit of sick and piss
    Come on just a little peck
    I liked yer better2 weeks ago
    When we et bisicuits from the barrel like love ad just begun
    We ad a cuddle an a laugh dint wi?
    Oh, come on morngy get
    Lets have a cuddle in the kitchen
    Were not quite over yet
    On wakefield road the bus gor all jammed up
    Please don't throw that cup
    Yoer know yer a pain in the arse
    Yev terned ar life into a farce
    And yev got the monk on</font> </p>
     
  16. Gue

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    RE: That is quality!

    thas a reight un thee tha noz. ar reckon tarn'll goo up this season, that'll save us from the embarrasment o'looising t'donny in t'league agean.
     

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