Lost yer dentures again then? They'll be in the bog under that pile of cut up Daily Mirrors you use for bog roll.
Bourbons? Gaybons, more like!! Tha' needs a straight-up, plain digestive - proper man's biscuit.</p> </p>
Hob Nobs? Digestive-lite, more like!! Designed by southerners who couldn't handle proper digestives. </p>
Good God no Putting chocolate on a Hob Nob is like putting lemonade in a single malt. Delete my account Cazi, you're all weirdos.