As it's the end of the season ..... please don't be offended .....

BBS on FACEBOOK #3


Gally is celebrating his Birthday in Las Vegas
The Reev – Want some gambling tips? Here’s one Pick don’t pick the reds on the roulette hahahhahahahahahahahah hth.
No one likes this.

Amanda - Has the BBS gone off for anyone else?
Wayne- Yep
Fired- Back on Now
Amanda – Back Off again
Young Nudger – FFS Tearing my hair out here.

JLWBL - Happy Birthday Gally, have a good one, mate. Pic for you.
Dreamboy – Is that Kylie? She’s let herself go. Wouldn't bother with her.

Well Spoken Tyke has gone to the Opticians.
Dirk Hartog likes this.
Tyketical Masterstroke – It’s finally made you blind then?
Deetee likes this.

Hemsworth Tyke – as gone to the Newsa#gents to buy is weekli supscribtion magazine.
Supertyke – Sunday Sun?
Madmark likes this
Farnham likes this
Deetee - Bet its Nuts or Loaded. Filthy.
Eaststandlower likes this

Madmark has nipped out to the Newsagents
JLWBL - Is it your Birthday soon Mark? Happy Birthday anyway, mate. I still think fondly about those wrestling days, mate. Photo for you. Enjoy.
Dreamboy – Holly Valance? Not that nice, Over-rated.
Supertyke has nipped out to buy a paper.
Deetee – Owt on page 3?


Extremely Northern – off for some new glasses.
Dirk Hartog likes this
Tyketical Masterstroke – It’s finally made you blind then?
JLWBL - Bet they suit you mate, make you handsome. You are a ladies man after all. Anyway, Want a pic of Halle Berry?
Dirk Hartog – Thanks mate.
Dreamboy – Hally Berry? Way too old. Not my taste at all.
Deetee – I once knew a lass who had a thing about berries.
The Full Ponty – Ladies Man? Lady Boy more like.
Deetee – Did someone say Ladyboy?
Dreamboy likes this.

Extremely Northern and Well Spoken Tyke are at a Schizophrenia United meeting
Dirk Hartog - So am I

Doddy – Come on Liverpool You’ll Never Walk Alone

Hemsworth Tyke is of to watch the Juniors in theyre morning match Vs Dewsburie & Heckmontwyke B team reservs. Their culd be sum good Wst Yorkshire talent on offer theyre.
Deetee – I once had some West Yorkshire talent. Dirty.


Doddy – Come on Man City Blue Moon
Deetee – I once knew a lass who had a thing about mooning. Sorted her out good and proper.
Madmark is off to Oakwell, a bit earlier than usual, got something to see to.
Supertyke is on his way to Oakwell.
Deetee – I once gave a lass a right good seeing to.


Doddy – Come on Stoke City … Why Why Why Delilah
Deetee – I once shagged a bird called Delilah. She wasn’t from Stoke though. But she looked a bit like Tom Jones come to think of it.

Gally is in Mexico, celebrating his brother in law’s birthday.
JLWBL- Oh, send him my best Gally, does he like Nicole Sherzinger? Pic attached
Dreamboy – Bit of a minger if you ask me. Too pouty.

Amanda – Looks like the site is down again.
Wayne Yep. Again.
Hicksy - Back on Now
Amanda – Back Off again
Young Nudger FFS not again. I despair.
Dragon Tyke likes this

Doddy - Come on West Brom Baggies Baggies Boing Boing

JLWBL - Happy Birthday Doddy, is it your Birthday? Anyway, Happy Birthday for whenever it is – I’ve posted some pics for you.
Dreamboy - Pippa Middleton? I don’t see what the fuss is about. Ugly, and overweight. Wouldn’t go there if you paid me.
Deetee – I’d giver her one. And another one straight after.
Mario Kempes and Ponty72 like this.

Hemsworth Tyke is havninng a half time cup of tea. Barnsly looseing 2-0, a lad from West Yrkshire as sc0 red. At 11.00am.
Dragon Tyke – Bloody typical. Future looks bleak. Can’t even beat B team reserves. I despair. Hill out.
Whitey, Jay, Gordon Owen and Conan Troutman like this.
Madmark is on his way to the tea bar. At 11.01 am
Supertyke fancies a coffee. At 11.02 am
Eaststand Lower – Coffee? I’ve had six cans already.
Doddy – You been sick yet? Anyway, u watching the match? Come on Arsenal – Goooooooners
Deetee – talking of arses ……

Rothred has gone fishing.
JLWBL Caught anything ,mate? You really are a top class angler from what I hear. Still up for that pint and a curry we arranged in 2008?
Tinatyke and Dreamboy like this
Deetee – I once caught something when I went “fishing”. Took me six trips to the clinic to get rid of it.

Hemsworth Tyke has coughed at 11.30am
Madmark has coughed at 11.31 am
Supertyke has sneezed at 11.32 am

Gally is looking forward to the Bank Holiday weekend – off to New York for his sister’s Birthday.
Hicksy – don’t touch any buttons before you go this time mate.
Deetee – I know how to touch buttons.
JLWBL – Gally, mate. Does your sister like Nurse Gladys? Anyway there’s a pic for her. Tell her Happy Birthday from me.
Dreamboy – A bit Old, but I suppose if you’re into that kind of thing.
Deetee – The old Nurse I know is worth it, oh yes. She can give me her medicine any time of day.

Hemsworth Tyke – is eeting is lunch. Tuna sandwitches.
LPT likes this. You’re a propa lejend mte.bst posta on bbs eva.
Supertyke is feeling hungy.
Madmark ‘s stomach won’t stop rumbling.
Alityke likes this.

The BBS is down again.
Dragon Tyke – Bet they put a blonde in charge. Can’t get my breath. Hill out. Gally out.
Young Nudger is on the phone to the Samaritans.
Deetee – I once rang the Samaritans, and had phone sex with the woman. Filthy.


Hemsworth Tyke is at Barnslwy Bus Stasion.. on is way back home- at 1pm.
Madmark – Getting the bus back home.
Supertyke – Anyone know what Hemmsy looks like? Does he wear a parka? Anyone know?
Deetee – I once had sex with a lass who wore a parka.
Eaststand Lower – I once had a fight with a bloke in a parka. Punched his lights out. Taught him a right lesson.
JLWBL – No idea what Hemmsy looks like, but there’s a pic of Penelope Cruz for your Birthday, whenever it is.
Dreamboy – She’s not up to much.

Doddy – Get in Swansea … Jack Army!
Deetee – I once shagged a lass called Jack.

Hemsworth Tyke – I got home, fell asleep and dremt about that 4-5-1 stytsem.

JLWBL – One for the ladies, it must be someone’s Birthday– David Beckham in his undies.
Dreamboy likes this.

Madmark – Thinking the lads should play 4-5-1 from now on
Supertyke – I agree.

 

Re: That's brilliant! You little tinker!!

Not really what I had hoped for.

 

Sorry.

Redstar has got the monk on
Deetee - Monk? I once sh.......

oh never mind ......