Aside from Liverpool tickets - a little humour

Three men on a golf course with their wives, one from Sweden, one from Ireland and one from Yorkshire.

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?', Ole demanded.

'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Yorkshireman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

'Well i'll go to't foot oft stairs, lass! Where's yer kegs?'

She too explains, 'Gi over, you din't give me enough money t' afford any.'

Jack reaches into his pocket and says, 'That's as mebbe, but fer the love o' decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yersel up a bit.'

 

The old ones are the best.............apparently!

 

Ask d/t he'll know

 

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welcome back tyke001

 

Take it you know him?

 

oh yes

 

You hear about the 1 that chucked up on him at xmas?

 

no, tell me more. he should be out tonight

 

Cant say too much but he'd just got under the sheets with her

 

oh dear, was that cos of the drink or the sight of his manhood ?

 

Probably both

 

She sounded a nice lass, after having her head down lav she let him do the business.

Although i dont think that says much for Mr Cartwright himself.

 

I told her my name was bryn williams.

 

Ave probably already had her