at the risk of dry loving quips

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  1. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    does anyone know where i would be able to get tickets for elton john in las vegas on 9th april? cheers
     
  2. S.M.

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    "Hartog...?"

    witcandleintwind.
     
  3. Red

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    have you tried

    ...the website for the venue where he is appearing?
     
  4. Gue

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    If he finds out

    I'm going with him. Imagine the sequins..........
     
  5. Red

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    Without indulging in any dry loving comments or being associated with Mr Hartog, I saw Elton John at St Mary's Stadium last year and he was fantastic and I'd pay to see him again.

    Las Vegas is for gays* though obviously.

    *dirk
     
  7. Jay

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    You're all just a bunch of

    Elton John fans. I know of no bigger insult.
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: You're all just a bunch of

    Dido and Elton John - ffs
     
  9. Jay

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    far be it from me to criticise a person's taste in music, but

    Hartog is just a great big queen.
     
  10. Gue

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    RE: You're all just a bunch of

    And a bubble bath, candles, glass of Blue Nun. Heaven.
     
  11. Gue

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    RE: far be it from me to criticise a person's taste in music, but

    Jay's had 2 shags and he's Mr Masculinity.
     
  12. Gue

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    You

    Quent
     
  13. Isl

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    RE: You're all just a bunch of

    I'm sure if you thought long and hard, you'd come up with one.

    no pun intended.

    Did you get a hedge trimmer for christmas for the barnet?

    Obviously I'm still assuming you have ridiculously large frizzy hair from the Anita Dobson/Brian May book of cool do's.
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: You

    Not heard that word since 1983. Good effort.
     
  15. Jay

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    No, but

    I got a mobile phone.

    Next year I'm just hoping to get mobile.
     
  16. Isl

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    RE: No, but

    upwardly?
     
  17. Gue

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    Why have you got a phone?
     
  18. Isl

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    RE: Why have you got a phone?

    so people can deliver pizza's to his settee probably.
     
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    RE: Why have you got a phone?

    Everyone appears to have a speck of dust on their monitors between the 'a' and the 's' from my last post re: pizzas. Mine's fine.
     
  20. Gue

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    RE: Why have you got a phone?

    Photographing the schoolkids.
     

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