At the start of a night out how many pints can you drink before you need to go for a piss?

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REAL ALE DRINKERS DO NOT HIJACK THIS THREAD

THIS IS A PISS RELATED THREAD

 

Re: At the start of a night out how many pints can you drink before you need to go for a piss? nt

 

I'm about 4 pints

but my mate Big George aka 'peanut bladder' can only hold a pint

 

So you are talking about piss drinkers then?

In any case abart 5 or 6

but once you go you cant stop returning every 15mins

 

Any pint, it's all about the volume nt

 

Peanut bladder?

He ought to have a bladder like a barrel

 

How about how long before.............

.........you stand beside some silly old bugger in the bog, you enquire "Alreight?". He answers "I am nar!"

 

RE: How about how long before.............

Depends how fast you sup it. ff

 

I'm quite a weak bladdered soul, so it tends to be 2-3. Once I start though I meet meself coming back.

Now, if I happen to be out supping a nice, well kept real ale, I do find that this can be either increased or reduced slightly. it depends on the ale in question.

I haven't noticed any particular difference to the actual piss produced based on the type of ale though. Maybe others have appropriate ale-related comments?

 

Yes but.....

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....that stuff Spartacus and Eastie drink turns to slurry and ends up festering in the large intestine. </p>

 

funny you should ask that

I've always been able to manage a ggod few pints before i need to go, but earlier in the season i surpassed myself. QPR away, i met some of the lads in that there Soho, had a few pints before heading to the ground, having one before kick off and another at half time, followed by more booze afterwards in a pub at shepherd's bush (where mark bosnich and mick jones out of the clash were propping up the bar, no less).

it's only when i got home i realised i hadn't been since i left the house that morning, some 10 pints or so earlier. needless to say, i was up at the toilet all night, convinced i had kidney failure.

 

Varies a lot

Usually 3 or 4.

But once I've been for the first time then I'm going about every pint!

 

RE: Yes but.....

You mean a natural product rather than just loads of chemicals?

 

All German beers are natural procucts.....

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......but they don't turn you into a human silo.</p>

 

This "Chemicals" myth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinheitsgebot

 

I knew it would get hijacked nt

 

That's German beer

Which is a different matter - nowt to do with the ***** most of the major breweries pump out in the UK

 

Sorry. About three pints. nt

 

Windy started it! nt

 

This thread's going to Cuba. nt