Sat in bed, looking through the TV listings for today. "Ooh, look..." says I, "Theres "The Thing From Another World" on channel 70 this aft. I might watch that, if I'm in." My wife looks at me. "If you're in? You daft bugger."
Know exactly what you mean, this ‘new normal’ takes some getting used to. I was decorating last weekend and my Mrs had a shower, did her hair and stuck a bit of makeup on then said ‘I’m going in town for a few drinks’. I said, ‘no worries, do you want a lift?’ to which she just laughed while I just gave her a blank look until the penny dropped that she was pillocking me. Her ***** attempt at humour whilst patronising me, she’ll be under the patio before this lockdown ends!!!
