Suffers freak accident while washing the pots at home…. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c30l9jqqdy1o I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but how does this stop him from kicking a football?
Shades of Darren Barnard slipping in his puppy's piss or Dave Beasant dropping a bottle of salad cream on his foot