I'm sampling a bottle of Bacardi tonight and, whereas Vinnie Jones gets surrounded by lovely feline types, i've got someone's kids playing up in their back garden and two other neighbours rowing. Maybe they should use this as the next advert?
RE: The neighbours Seperate boats - they appear to be arguing over their kids. Apparently one neighbour's lad hit the other neighbour's lad over a dispute that went on in Bromley last weekend?
Bacardi nice'' Bet you gotta a fruity additive though eh? Its what you southerners do though innit lighten the Alcohol taste.... (bummers) .... And to boot youre moaning about kids, and rowing neighbours ffs '' it dunt take long for all you defectors to go Soft does it .... (doh) .... Barnsleys finest Pfff'' .... (hidebehindsofa) ....By the way mate i'm only passing time .... (Y) ....Besides i got told youre a big bugger ' so i'm Sorry .... ....
That's ok cupcake.... ff the additive this evening is coke (of the pop variety) (wicked) with the essence on bacardi more than the other (oo matron) Being a defector has taken its toll on the ol' accent - according to my dear Mum i "talk like one of them" whilst the locals down here can't understand me when i've had a couple of drinkiepoos! (raiseaglass) I make it Pimms-a-clock! Soopy twist.
