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  1. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    and feeling approximately 20 years yopunger than King Tut.

    Double booked on both flights.

    Mr Ali performed his usual spactacular car **** up so we broke down in freezing cold at 12.30a. in a bit of manc you wouldn't wipe your arse on. (Come on who in their reyt mind puts a battery for a 850cc Fiat Panda in an Audi 2.8 Quattro and expects it to work after being stood a week?)

    He also has the sharm shits.

    The house is beyond filthy but still unharmed. We even have a new baby chilli pepper to greet us.
     
  2. Gue

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    Yeah ... but ...

    ... how many times did he see your Sphinxter?

    Match updates okay?
     
  3. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Welcome back , little buddy

    And can I just say "Thank you ,thank you,thank you" for 5th November!!!(Y) (Y) (L) (L) (dribble) (dribble) (dribble) (dribble) (dribble)
     
  4. Gue

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    Double what on both flights?
     
  5. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    Excellent BUT...

    you didn't send final England result!

    Too busy on the lash wi our mutal fone friend eh?
     
  6. Ali

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    I think

    youe avatar needs a new head after the corset show at Gilly Club

    Have the members recovered?
     
  7. Ali

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    Both flights were double booked

    A second plane had to be put on.

    Am I being even more dense than normal?
     
  8. Gue

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    He he ...

    Nope - went to the Bradford game with Freddy Farmer, but got ballaxed on a family thing afterwards.

    How was Sharm El Shakin' Stevens?
     
  9. JLWBigLil

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    Well , mine hasn't !!!

    There are dozens of hairy-arsed steelworkers wanting a repeat showing! When are they free for another airing?
    Bu the way , you've won a bottle of sparkling white in the raffle.
     
  10. Ali

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    RE: He he ...

    Hot(H)

    I'll leave it there

    You have more in depth descroption on private mailing dear boy
     
  11. Ali

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    Woo hoo

    excellent - tho i was hoping for the Porsche that a certain Mr Hartog kindly donated.

    YHPM btw
     
  12. JLWBigLil

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    Stop avoiding the question

    WE WANT PUPPIES !!!!!
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  13. Ali

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    best ask the bitch

    about those

    I mean the dog btw!:pff
     
  14. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    We paid for her to have the operation

    No puppies from the puppy !!
     

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