this ones a gem... barnsley bus spotters get threatened with arrest for filming buses!!... you couldn't make it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOOWDMLa6eo "The peoples republic of Yorkshire, also known as a satellite of North Korea!
The Barnsley accent is the best accent in the world. When you hear it delivered in a deep voice, but softly spoken like that, it just sounds amazing. If you went to your bank and emptied your savings account in to a bag, you'd trust that bloke to hold your bag for you while you go for a piss. You'd know he'd be there when you got back, and if he was feeling generous he might break you off a bit of his pork pie.
I was going to make a sarky comment about grown adults spending their free time watching buses, but then I realised I spend thousands watching 11 men kick a bag of air about during which time I'm ripped off and treated like a second class citizen, and I realised I didn't have a leg to stand on.