Barnsley on a satdi neet.........its great !!!

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Young Nudger, Jul 1, 2012.

  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    14,466
    Likes Received:
    3,095
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Counting great crested newts
    Location:
    Hiding in a reed bed at the local RSPB nature rese
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I haven't been in Barnsley on a satdi neet for a while.
    Last night i went round with a bunch of lasses visiting from down south.
    They thought it were fantastic,
    Fantastic atmosphere..........lots of smiling faces and dancing.

    And when did women take over in town..........never seen as many women in the town on a Satdi night before..........loads and loads of women walking around in groups.
    As per usual the women putting the men to shame..........all dressed up and having a great time............and as per usual the men were in the owd T shirt and jeans and looking as glum as ever.

    I think if you want to get to know the character of Barnsley and you need to do this quickly - then the best thing to do is to go into town on a Satdi neet.
     
    Young Nudger, Jul 1, 2012
    #1
  2. 'thereev'

    'thereev' Banned Idiot

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    9,047
    Likes Received:
    1
    Occupation:
    Company Director
    Location:
    Monte Carlo
    sl.uts!!!!
     
    'thereev', Jul 1, 2012
    #2
  3. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    21,308
    Likes Received:
    11,336
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tarn, sithi
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    We don't all go out in the old whistle and flute nudge...
     
    Gordon Owen, Jul 1, 2012
    #3
  4. Sam

    SambaTyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2011
    Messages:
    1,737
    Likes Received:
    600
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Coinicidence this! A mate of mine from Rotherham way went out in Barnsley for the first time last night and has been singing it's praises ever since. Underated as a night out I think.... all together, cheap enough, hassle free, less trouble than most towns of similar size and very few instances of assault of various natures. Apart from the odd few 'ard men acting up here and there, excellent atmosphere and a fun time!
     
    SambaTyke, Jul 1, 2012
    #4
  5. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2005
    Messages:
    60,000
    Likes Received:
    26,504
    Location:
    DB3K Towers
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Was out last saturday. Was stood waiting for food in Sizlers when I turned around and a fat lass with a tight short black dress on was sat with her legs open showing her shaved snatch. I stopped myself from going upto her to ask where her knickers was, but it nearly put me off my doner kebab.
     
    dreamboy3000, Jul 1, 2012
    #5
  6. Ext

    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    11,753
    Likes Received:
    1,949
    Occupation:
    Professional Northerner.
    Location:
    Preparing for the 4th division
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    You bandit.
     
    Extremely Northern, Jul 1, 2012
    #6
  7. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    21,308
    Likes Received:
    11,336
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tarn, sithi
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    That was your snap.
     
    Gordon Owen, Jul 1, 2012
    #7
  8. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2008
    Messages:
    14,721
    Likes Received:
    409
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Groundhopper
    Style:
    Barnsley

    I heard you took her home, you mucky pup
     
    LDRed, Jul 1, 2012
    #8
  9. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2007
    Messages:
    27,248
    Likes Received:
    5,812
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Chiili sauce?
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jul 1, 2012
    #9
  10. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2005
    Messages:
    60,000
    Likes Received:
    26,504
    Location:
    DB3K Towers
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Of course :)
     
    dreamboy3000, Jul 1, 2012
    #10
  11. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2007
    Messages:
    27,248
    Likes Received:
    5,812
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Dirty cow.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jul 1, 2012
    #11
  12. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    14,466
    Likes Received:
    3,095
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Counting great crested newts
    Location:
    Hiding in a reed bed at the local RSPB nature rese
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)

    Dreamboy..............I've yet to see an ugly fanny !!!

    And there's nothing up with being flashed at by a woman.........I think its quite a compliment.........had it done to me a few times, all of which were nice experiences.

    As for the women in the kebab shop........are you sure you saw things right ???..........it wasn't a case of her putting her doner kebab between her legs while she put some lippi on was it ???

    That is to say - we all know that you are an inexperienced young man...........and was it the case that you were stood at the counter and when you glanced around you thought you saw her fanny - when in reality it was her donar kebab propped up between her legs while she was appling a bit more makeup ???
     
    Young Nudger, Jul 2, 2012
    #12
  13. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2005
    Messages:
    14,483
    Likes Received:
    4,759
    Location:
    Tarn centre
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Just seen this.

    'Shaved snatch'. LOL.
     
    Dyson, Jul 2, 2012
    #13
  14. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    21,308
    Likes Received:
    11,336
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tarn, sithi
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Winking at him
     
    Gordon Owen, Jul 2, 2012
    #14
  15. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2005
    Messages:
    14,483
    Likes Received:
    4,759
    Location:
    Tarn centre
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Probably growling in Sizzlers.
     
    Dyson, Jul 2, 2012
    #15
  16. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    21,308
    Likes Received:
    11,336
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tarn, sithi
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I know where l'm gunna be this setdi neet, "Just calling for a takeaway luv" *fires Megane up*
     
    Gordon Owen, Jul 2, 2012
    #16
  17. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2005
    Messages:
    14,483
    Likes Received:
    4,759
    Location:
    Tarn centre
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Bird behind counter at Cottage on Racecommon Road looks mucky n all.

    Allegedly.
     
    Dyson, Jul 2, 2012
    #17
  18. Gordon Owen

    Gordon Owen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    21,308
    Likes Received:
    11,336
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tarn, sithi
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    She messed my pizza order up on Satdi neet, that is the one smack across from Shaw pub? she couldn't find my address on system, l'm 100 yds away...

    Probably mucky.
     
    Gordon Owen, Jul 2, 2012
    #18
  19. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2005
    Messages:
    14,483
    Likes Received:
    4,759
    Location:
    Tarn centre
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    That's her. Thick as a brick.

    Pizzas are w@nk n all. Only one Papa Ginos.
     
    Dyson, Jul 2, 2012
    #19

Share This Page