I know who this will be, as he makes similar cards every year. Chris Morgan's missus told my missus about the one he sent a few years ago. He was naked on the rug with a turkey covering his bits and pieces and the caption saying something like "ready for your stuffing Mrs [insert player name]?" I won't spoil the quiz by giving the answer so soon though!
As soon as I saw this I thought 'Dreamboy can do better'. You keep those standards up, don't ever lose your morals.
I wonder if sends those cards to his mam and his inlaws. It's already been said, but my guess would be Kozluk.
Yep, I reckon you are right! I remember reading an interview with Karen Brady in which she mentioned Kozzy's Christmas cards too. This is the first one I've seen though, so I shudder to think what else he's sent out over the years. Clown of the dressing room apparently, but unfortunately a bit of a clown on the pitch too. A penchant for diving in 50 yards up the field, leaving the winger with the run of the pitch when he mistimed his sliding tackle.