Captain Wilson's journal star date 05/01/14 After completing my mission to defeat the Deedar Borg I have returned to the USS Barnsley to find the ship falling apart. My left back position has been invaded by a Klingon called Kennedy. It would appear that Scotty (Wiseman) is engineering himself a move to Blackpool and the defensive shields are down without any sign of coming back online. Tykes Fleet Command have decided to re-badge the uniform which is distracting everybody. I have been given First Officer Mellon who I now believe is a Romulan spy. My Comms Officer Mansford has just got back in from a major session with the fans at Bramahs – I now know it is too much for him as he is spouting the gospel of Nudger. The mid section of the ship is infected with Tribbles and this causes no end of problems. Tribbles don’t have arms and legs so the ball bounces harmlessly between them and ends up back with the enemy whilst the warped core is carrying a Rochdale infection. The attack systems weapons are stuck on “stunned” whilst my aging photon torpedo from Scotland might need an update. O’Grady has just revealed himself as Khan – a genetically engineered Deedar deep cover agent of destruction. All in all my 5 month mission deep into the relegation zone is looking desperate. I just hope that Commander Cryne gives me the chance to bring in fresh recruits for my away team. I might ask for a change of uniform colour as it is always the ones in red that get killed. Make it so ...... :nails:
Very good, and just what we need after another disaster. Make it a regular weekly update. I want to know how Captain Wilson gets on with his motley crew . I think he is missing a Data character - need to get Scott back with his laptop
