Barry Taylor - Conspiracy Theory - Genius

I've heard on good authority today that Sir Barry Taylor is providing a much planned smokescreen to deflect from any talks or rumours of a takeover. He's finally coming to the table and useing his FA heiracy standing and overall respected standing to engineer and exploit a loophole he's found within the ancient FA rules.

My source, let's call him Mr Os Pitalshop, to keep his identity underwraps thinks BFC is certain to undergo an under the radar type name change with the sole aim of avoiding any chance of a fans revolution. And, ultimately avoid any ultimate takeover bid.

Numerous new names, Barnsley Tykes, Barnsley Bulldogs, Battling Barnsley have all been muted. But to avoid suspicion the board fronted by Sir Baz have gone for a total stealth choice and have plumpted for Burnley. Fantastic tactics indeed. For years we've been confused with them and no one bats an eyelid. So the reason Maurice Watkins is conspicuous by his absence is due to the fact he's seeking a Stuart Hall sized loophole and will challenge the Lancs Burnley version and try and challenge their promotion.

So for all the Baz haters! You'll get what's coming.

 

Acid .......

 

What a load of c0ck!