be prepared for old age,just another pitfall

dont fall into it,when your turn comes,
now its six months,since my wife,from hoyle mill
decuded she had ,had enuff
well, couple of days ago,ive been clearing things,out,finding little,lady knick nacks
i cam across,a little clock, oh nowt special,bought from pound stretcher
it was not going,battery flat,so i took it out
was goinng to throw it in the Bin
but no
i put a new battery in,set the right time and forgot about it
now,im not deaf,but at mo,my ears need waxing,
me eye sight is rubbish
i have my mobile phone in my pocket
i have a o2,put a tenner in every month,,never use the free time up
the other day it makes a noise, i look it says you have an exter 4£
ok fine thnks very much
then it goes again,
and the same message
then i hear it again ,i say on no,not again
i check it
its still making a ring noise
its not that
so i listen,its coming from some where else
i have no alarms
every one have gone,home with thier mobiles
i as just about to bin my Mobile
then i found the ringer
it was an alarm clock,of my wifes,she had set it for a time
of course all i had to do SWITCH IT OFF
i tell dont be alarmed with old age
its great

 

Nice that Bob but Old Age

Is when you can remember what you did at school when the Air Raid siren went in the war, but, you can't remember if you've just put sugar in your tea

 

RE: Nice that Bob but Old Age

hi wassy
thanks,all the best for 2008
ive just remembered there is Darts on telly
and i have not opened a bottle yet