Mine as well, it does resemble rusty wire wool though! I've told her I'm growing a 'stache for Movember & she got proper kite on!
Feckin women mate. They don't know how lucky they are not having to shave their face every day. Pregnancy, pah!
I can't believe he's missing out on a lucrative p/t xmas job at the Alhambra centre, by not dyeing it white and then keeping the face furniture til January. Shame on you J.O'B. ;-)
Yeah fecking women. Only happy when they've got something to moan about. Mine's just had a whinge that I didn't tell her something when I know I did. She doesn't listen then blames me.