Been away to get married

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  1. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    What have I missed?
     
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    Many, many congratulations Liam, old mate. Hope you have a long and happy life together.
    Oh, and you've missed nothing. Nowt at all. It's been as quiet as the grave. Honest(!):D
     
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    been away to get married?

    some would argue you need putting away for getting married!!

    seriously tho....congrats!

    missed a desperate second half at Chessie and I can't really comment on last night but yer cannot beat a pen shootout win.
     
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    You have missed Man U saying they can't afford to buy Digby from us until they have sold De Gea.
     
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    Highlight was probably Whitey having a full on flounce, then threatening to ban everybody, then coming back Dallas-stylee, like nothing had happened. Other than that, **** all..


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    Your freedom, shagging a different girl every weekend, your happiness and your sanity. But you might get your pants washed, if you're lucky.
     
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    Real Madrid and Barca now bidding for Holgate, who is now worth £435m

    And congrats ........
     
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    Ahhh, so this is where my subscription fee has gone...
     
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    Many Congratulations to the both of you!

    Did you go somewhere exotic or was it a Cleethorpe's Job ?
     
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    Congrats Dys.

    Braver man than me.
     
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    Congrats Dyson.

    That's your sex life down from once or twice a week....
    To once or twice a month...



    Then eventually once or twice a year...


    ;)
     
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    Congratulations

    Mason holgate took an axe to mark stokes' desk and then set fire to AFC Barnsley's stand. Obviously this angered some people
     
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    Congratulations i hope the pair of you have a long and happy marriage.




    Excuse my humour...but the best bit of advice i got about marriage came from a 90 year old female .......she said and i kid you not......dont forget if you want to stay happy in your marriage make sure you always put your trouble in one hole....the same hole....
     
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    Congratulations, what have you missed, played 2 games scored 9 goals, 8 of them been penalties,
     
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    Congratulations.

    Appears the trend is to offer useful advice, so here goes. When introducing your wife to new people, refer to her as your 'first wife.' Really keeps them on their toes that does.

    Oh, and I heard a rumour from a bloke at work that some clubs might be interested in Mason Holgate, but I haven't been able to find anything to back that up on here.
     
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    Seriously? Well it's the first I've heard about it, I've searched and searched I can't find anything with regards Mason Holgate, I think you are just wanting to start an unnecessary rumour ;-)
     
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    Who is Mason Holgate, does he or did he play for us >?
     
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    Not sure Kev I never heard of him
     
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    The daily grind, or perhaps it turned into a thrice daily grind without being at work.
     

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