Best album of the year ...

... my Mum's Wedding album.

FFS.

Is this what we've become?
Constant pointless threads about 'My favourite kettle', 'My Top 10 of British Cheeses' & 'Who has the best cereal?' ... Kinell fire.

And don't get me started on FM2006 or ba5tard DVD players.

Come on people.
Wake up & smell the spoffee.

Ballax to you all.

 

Go on, quit the bbs with a resignation letter.

 

a) Morphy Richards x2000</p>

b) 1) Stilton 2) Brie 3) Roquefort 4) Wensleydale 5) Camembert 6) Feta 7) Gouda 8) Cheshire 9) Cheddar 10) Lancashire</p>

c) Me, with my Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.</p>



Hope that helps.</p>

 

nah, ask Site Admin to delete your details.

 

Where's your Mum live ?

 

i fully agree

theres even some people sad enough to spend their time making up pointless songs. what is the world coming to!!!

 

Lockwood

 

that should say of course

Longwood.

 

RE: that should say of course

Every response I have is wholly innapropriate.

Uplifted flaps ?

 

Or ...

... Lundwood (she was the 'atha singul?') bird on the telly the other neet.

Here is my top ten of sandles:

(1) Jesus
(2) Flip Flops
(10) St Lucia

I make me sick.

 

RE: Or ...

Top ten candles

1. Tealight
2. Church
3. Roman
4. Four (best not mention Ronnie Barker after what happened last time)
5. Scented
6. Hanukkah
7. Beeswax
8. Birthday
9. Joke birthday ones that light up again when you think they've gone out
10. Lightbulbs

 

RE: that should say of course

25% off them at B&Q

 

Gouda

Not a great cheese, but brilliant to say. Partucularly if you say it in the style of Mayor Quimby from the Simpsons. Mayor Quimby, wonder what he likes.

 

RE: that should say of course

The Devils own DIY store

 

RE: that should say of course

Their stance on consequential damage is outrageous

 

RE: Or ...

Top 10 crayons:

1. Red
2. Blue
3. Green
4. Yellow
5. Black
6. Blue again
7. Pink
8. Purple
9. Edible
10. Mauve

 

RE: that should say of course

Tubetastic

 

Actually ...

...a lad I know has a son with no ****.
His sparracuda is made out of plastic tube.

I wonder if he'll be able to fit various diameter ones later in life to 'please the Ladies' - if you know what I mean.

 

RE: Or ...

Top ten handles

1 Door
2 Love
3 draw
4 The Bandit (from smokey and the bandit. 10:4)
5 fork
6 bars
7 bag
8 water music
9 with care
10 brass

 

RE: Or ...

Top 10 curtains:

1. Kitchen
2. Beef
3. Hair
4. Blue
5. Yellow
6. Green
7. Red
8. Blue again
9. Pink
10. Iron