Over heard, her in doors the other night whilst she was talking to her 2 mates, one of of her mates said that when she has sex with her hubby she raises at least 1 foot off the bed. mate number two said that was nothing when she had sex with her new bloke he caused her to lift a good 3 foot off the bed.....the wife put them to shame by saying i know the feeling well when our lad finishes and he wipes his **** on the curtains i hit the fooking ceiling...... I once attended a group counselling session and had to explain that id caught the ex wife in bed with my best friend .. i was asked how id dealt with it at the time i explained i just shouted Rebel gerroff that fooking bed and like the good dog he was he did
Came home from work once to find my wife in bed with my best mate. Funny enough I never realised she had lesbian tendencies.
Once went to bed with a blind lass. She said wow that's the bigest c&@k I've ever felt. I said. You're pulling my leg !
