Rubbish, Paul. Best scenario: I wake up & the wife smokes me off. I get to the match & stick it to Paul Reid's missus in the disabled bogs. The Super Reds win 571-0. I had £50 on us winning 571-0 at 50,000/1. I scuttle Bruma's bint on the way out. We win the Rugby 36-0. I win "best disco dancer in Great Britain" contest. The prize is to be smoked off by the Pussy Cat Dolls. Russia are thrown out of the European Championships for having a better Manager than everyone else. I spend the evening being funny & great, not my usual tosspot self. I find a golden ticket to the Wonka factory on the street. I get home at 3am, after boffing some fit bints in the taxi. I wake up with no hangover. Worst scenario: I wake up as Johnny Babsa.
Great song <table style="height: 1px" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Dirty !</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">*(You're a) Dirty ol' Man</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 7px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">You can't keep you're hands to yourself</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 3px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">You're a Dirty ol' Man</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 13px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Go mess around with somebody else</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Now I done told you</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">That you can look but please don't touch</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Cause you don't understand what I mean</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Can't you see I am not old enough</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">You say that age ain't nothing but a number</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Youre much to experienced for me</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">**All you wanna do is take my love</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">All you wnat is another victory</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Repeat*</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Next time you me </font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">You can speak but please don't stop</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Cause I believed every word you said </font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">And here I am with a broken heart</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Don't run your game down</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Don't waste it on me</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">No. No. No. No. No.</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Cause You're a married man and I still free</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">** Repeat </font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">* Repeat</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"><font color="#993399" size="1">Dirty Dirty Dirty Ol' Man X2</font></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 100%; height: 1px; border: medium none"></td></tr></tbody></table>
RE: Great song Never off the Lord Raglan Jukebox. World Cup Final tickets - £7,000. Lenny Henry tickets - £22. You know it makes sense.
