Best chat up line ever?

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  1. Zad

    Zadok Guest

    "If I said you had a nice arse, would you take it the wrong way?"



    :eek: :)
     
    Zadok, Aug 16, 2006
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  2. D/T

    D/T New Member

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    someone tried that on you?
     
    D/T, Aug 16, 2006
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  3. Zad

    Zadok Guest

    Was in a play that I saw at the Fringe this weekend


    My girlfriend wasn't impressed.
     
    Zadok, Aug 16, 2006
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  4. D/T

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    did you try it on her?
     
    D/T, Aug 16, 2006
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  5. Zad

    Zadok Guest

    tried....




    and failed
     
    Zadok, Aug 16, 2006
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  6. Gue

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    "is your surname jacobs? cos girl your a cracker"

    never works though
     
    Guest, Aug 16, 2006
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  7. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Here`s another that dunt work " You don`t sweat much for a fat lass !"[​IMG]
     
    Guest, Aug 16, 2006
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  8. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Nice legs love...What time do they open? Max & Paddy Classic!
     
    Guest, Aug 16, 2006
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  9. Gue

    Guest Guest

     HIM How do you like your eggs in the morning love?</p>

    HER Unfertilised</p>
     
    Guest, Aug 16, 2006
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  10. andytyke

    andytyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    would you like to go halves on a *******
     
    andytyke, Aug 17, 2006
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  11. Gue

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    Go away and leave me alone.
     
    Guest, Aug 17, 2006
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