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  1. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    A completely different planet to everybody else
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    "Grab thi coit, tha's pulled"
     
    Cazi, Aug 18, 2006
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  2. Gue

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    You. Me. Bed. Now.
     
    Guest, Aug 18, 2006
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  3. Bar

    Barnsley chop New Member

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    ger home now</p>
     
    Barnsley chop, Aug 18, 2006
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  4. Gue

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    " Get thi clarts off".
     
    Guest, Aug 18, 2006
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  5. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Oooh, I really want to do it to you
     
    Guest, Aug 18, 2006
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  6. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Fancy a shag? No? Well would you mind lying down while I have one?
     
    Guest, Aug 18, 2006
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  7. BFC Dave

    BFC Dave Well-Known Member

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    er... I seem to have all six numbers in tonight's lottery draw
     
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  8. Gue

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    Can i buy you a drink. Works everytime in tarn
     
    Guest, Aug 18, 2006
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  9. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    "Were you looking for your dog on Melton High Street this morning".

    Works a treat.

    Oh, and:

    "Can I **** your quim?"
     
    The Full Ponty, Aug 18, 2006
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  10. Oas

    Oasismad BFC New Member

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    every where you go you always take the weather with you or horny, horny horny horny. Toby foster classics
     
    Oasismad BFC, Aug 18, 2006
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  11. Gue

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    Hello, sausage tits!
     
    Guest, Aug 18, 2006
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  12. Gue

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    You remind me of a spanner.........

    coz every time you come near me my nuts get tighter
     
    Guest, Aug 18, 2006
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  13. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Nice mamfampampitants
     
    Terry Nutkins, Aug 18, 2006
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    Red Fern New Member

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    A wi avin owt love.....[​IMG] </p>

    [​IMG]</p>

    works 2 in 10 ...[​IMG] apparently</p>
     
    Red Fern, Aug 19, 2006
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