Best man's speech.

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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Any gags that haven't been done to death?
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  2. Gue

    Guest Guest

    "Well id just like to say that me and (grooms name) go back a long way.......thats enough about our foreskins"

    Good night, im here all week.

    I'll get me coat cos taxi's here
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  3. Owe

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    If you're making the speech then you could just talk about

    yourself all the time, maybe your dog, some phones, it'd be great fun, think you could manage that?
     
    Owen Blackadder, Dec 13, 2006
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  4. Rev

    Revvie P Well-Known Member

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    Seeing as it's you

    How about

    "Last time I was Best Man, it was at a Muslim wedding.
    My jokes went down like a bomb - everyone thought they were hilarious."

    Sorry Maxwell.
     
    Revvie P, Dec 13, 2006
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  5. Gue

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    Is it a Gay wedding ?

    Mind the ****** jokes and you'll be fine.
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  6. Gue

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    Is it a Gay wedding ?

    Mind the ****** jokes and you'll be fine.
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  7. Gue

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    This site is ****
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Have you tried

    NOT pressing the submit button twice. Give it a go.
     
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    RE: This site is ****

    Try only pressing the Submit button once and being patient.
     
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  10. Gue

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    'Most arrogant BBS-er'

    You have my vote.
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  11. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Go b

    alls thee.
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  12. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Remember to spend time with the kids.......

    ....they blow up so quickly these days.
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  13. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Bit more info mate, type of wedding etc...
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  14. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Wahay! 55% - get in.

    I'm surprised 100 of you morons know how to vote in a poll.</p>
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  15. Gue

    Guest Guest

    oops! Forgot to tell you.

    YHPM
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  16. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Wahay! 55% - get in.

    Hee Hee
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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  17. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Wahay! 55% - get in.

    11 have voted Tee Hee, so owt's possible.
     
    Guest, Dec 13, 2006
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