Best programme on tv

Without a doubt has to be the jump.

Where else can you see something like 7 out of 14 Z list celebrities getting injured whilst producing such rivetting sporting action as arg from TOWIE sliding down a hill on his arse and heather mills skiing in a straight line down a hill, all culminating in jump off where one person's long jump is compared to another's high jump to see who stays in.

Parody TV at its best

 

Must be at the top for so little action in the allotted time.

 

That'll be Splash.

 

Splash had a lot more action compared to the jump. At least in splash there were always a couple of celebrities who became half decent at it and did proper dives that were actually pretty impressive. In the jump it's still people 'racing' at a snail's pace and then sliding off a ski slope and falling off the end.

 

The only thing missing from this show is a bunch of hungry wild dogs at the bottom waiting for them.

 

If only they had a Yeti.

 

You actually watched it?

 

Be a bit quicker downhill I suppose!

 

Splash or the jump? Splash was brilliant. It had more camel toe than the sahara