Best thing for Barnsley Fc and Keith Hill

Keith gets Blackpool job , then the task of rebuilding the club can begin

New manager - got to be born and bred in tarrnnn
Got to have either played for BFC or managed it before
Got to have worked darnt pit for min of five years (south yorkshire pit only)
Accent , true Barnsley only
Catering to be changed to a local Barnsley company
Club strip to be designed and made by Polyanna
Club new owners need to be skint and moan like **** (proof of Barnsley residency for previous 30 yrs min)
Floodlights to be powered by local Barnsley power station only, if not available no night games to be played
All players to be born and bred in tarrnnn , parents fromt tarrnnn too
Fans - Birth certificate manadatory for all home games , you need to have been born within 10 miles of oakwell to be allowed in
Match day programme to be printed in local dialect only
Pre match meal for players , Barnsley chop

that should be it , the people on here will get their way and the job will be a good un

 

So says the man who slags Barnsley off at every opportunity. **** off to your offshore windfarm

 

quote by someone else on here about you yesterday

''You aren't half turning into a right little Tory berk Super. You don't know anything about a situation, yet you come on here spouting bollacks, calling for someone to be sacked for implementing a policy of humanity in a difficult situation and above all, doing their effing job!
Common sense says that a good copper will pacify a situation with whatever means are appropriate and if that means getting a drunken kid something to eat to calm him down and sober him up then that is good, sensible policing in my book. Sack them? Fcking hell, grow a heart will you? And a brain. ''


ps , where have I slagged off Barnsley ? evidence please

 

Is this a game where we quote posts from people criticising each other? Because if it is then I think now is a good time to tell you that in all my years of using the BBS I don't recall one single post from anyone saying what a nice guy you are.

And you've slagged Barnsley off more times than I care to remember.

 

Dont worry , I do not have to be loved by people on here , yet I know some who post on here and I get on well with them when I see them

Anyway , you have again opened your big gob again , show me some evidence from this site where I have 'slagged' Barnsley off , if you cant best you keep your gob shut and let us think you are a muppet rather than open it again and remove all doubt

 

You have slagged off the town and it's people many times. I won't search for evidence because I really can't be arsed and you are not worth the effort.

 

there you have it then , all doubt removed , minus the evidence I requested , I must be worth the effort otherwise you would not have posted on here darling , dont worry I know how you feel xx

 

No Barnsley chop, I don't like lamb.

Wasn't Patrick Cryne once advocating fielding a team of local players?

 

i , agree , with , you xx

fancy going dogging tonight?

 

Re: No Barnsley chop, I don't like lamb.

think he stated he wanted to see some local players ,

 

you would cum in handy , need a good ****a

 

Re: No Barnsley chop, I don't like lamb.

Wrong this time , he wanted 11 local lads in the starting line up , now here is the nub, if possible. Which we are know is nigh on impossible anyway, but it is a nice idea.

 

Re: No Barnsley chop, I don't like lamb.

Sure I remember him saying he'd like to see a Barnsley team of full of locally produced players

 

Oi! Copyright infringement, ref! Anyway, me and Supertyke have an understanding. We help each other to become more enlightened and compassionate human beings.

 

he has a lot to learn ........................................yet.

 

Berk

 

Brilliant!

 

I know