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    To be honest:

    If you had Meatloaf playing in the background - next Friday would be your welcome back to the UK in a box.
     
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    Ok I give up, only sensible posts from now on, sorry

    Davey Out
     
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    Too right.

    He's been given enough time & money.
    He needs his P45, that's all.

    Am I invited next Friday then?
    Who is going?

    If the answers to the above questions are "yes" & "loads of semi-clad fit bints", then I'll be there.
    If not - I'll stay in & wash my back hair.
     
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    Yes, everybody on here is invited

    It's mainly be my cricket mates from Stainborough Cricket Club, possibly a few work colleagues and hopefully one or two from on here, age group youngest about 21 oldest mid fifties - errrrr....I'm towards the upper end.

    I doubt if there'll be any semi clad fit bints (well maybe one or two "attached" ones), but JLWBigLil's words about Sarah the barmaid speak for themselves "She's nice lass but I've never seen her face" After a few pints we're off across the road for an Indian.

    What shampoo do you use?
     
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