Sorry if we've already done this thread. David Pleat (awful, just awful) George Burley (makes for dull listening) Motty But my favourite is Kevin Keegan, get some of these corkers: 'I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.' 'England can end the millenium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world.' 'I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.' 'The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.' 'Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.' 'He'll also be very dangerous from set-pieces. That means he'll be a threat from free-kicks and corners in the final third of the field.' And who could forget his 1996 run in with Newcastle v Man u... http://www.geocities.com/upforgrabs_99/keegan.rm ...and this moment against Argentina, partnered by the ever-reliable Brian Moore. http://www.geocities.com/upforgrabs_99/battymiss.rm
