Bet you would ....wouldn't yeah....

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  1. stevie

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    Need a big freezer for a full cow? How big would it have to be' .... (seestars) ....

    Would i need two ? Or could i get the beast in one. ffs how would one know....How much would it cost for a whole
    cow ???....

    But i want to buy one ' so can anybody sell me a full cow ? And I'd also want to know what it as been fed on ....
    Also I'd need a butcher to cut it up for me . So does anybody know a butcher '' oh ffs ....



    (seestars) ...... lets .... (bustin) ....
     
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  2. Gue

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    Put it this way...

    It'd cost more than an arm and a leg.
     
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    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    I think....

    ....you need to get back on the medication
     
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    RE: Put it this way...

    .... :D ....Can you sell me a cow ? I'm partial to a bit of Scottish Angus .... (dancin)
     
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    RE: I think....

    I reckon your reight mate .... (blaze) ....I'll just have one now '' Thanks for your concern.... :D
     
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    RE: Put it this way...

    I'll see what I've got in the garage.
     
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    RE: Put it this way...

    I'm serious ffs '' i need a full cow ....And a big full cow to boot ....not literally you understand.... :D
     
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    My ex was pretty big... want her? :D
     
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    Yep .. I'll slim her down ....exercise that'll do it ....Can she bounce.... (jadore)
     
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    RE: I think....

    ....Just noticed the (Site Admin) ..Mmmm and your telling me to take medication ....

    Who made you a gaffer ....
    :)
     
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    Even when she's walking!

    :D
     
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    LOL' ive been known to stop the women in their tracks before.... :pff ....

    She'll not be doing much walking when she's been with a reight bloke.... (Y)
     
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    What can I say mate, the needle dick only lasts so long (N)

    :D
     
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    If you need a butcher giz a shout

    18 years in the job, got out a few years ago, but still got knives
     
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    RE: If you need a butcher giz a shout Big LIL is not a "real FAN" nt
     
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    Well, Stevie

    For a fresh calved heiffer you would be looking at around &pound;1000. If you're just after a beef animal then you'd be looking at around &pound;300. You'd need to feed it on sileage, grass and concentrates and worm it for a few months, maybe six. There should be a local abbatoir that will do the ghastly deed for you and send it back to you in decent size parcels to fit in the freezer. </p>

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