Willy Ferry "It's been too many Livingstones encounters for you Mr Hartog, I'm afraid you have a severe case of Willy Ferry. Take two of these three times a day".
Gwyn Thomas Some inexperienced Welsh lass scraped her teeth all down it. He's got a right inflamed Gwyn Thomas.
Charlie Bishop He knocked a bottle of cheap 70s perfume right down the front of his trousers. Stung like hell apparently. A severe case of the Charlie Bishop and no mistake.