Bicycle, Bicycle......I want to ride my bicycle

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    Had a laugh today near the end of the match
    Couldn't stand the last 10 minutes through stress
    So I went to the gates at the back of the west stand and there were a couple of kids on bikes trying to get in
    Stewards wouldn't let um in, but one of um about 9 year old said can I go to the toilet
    I said I'd look after his bike
    As soon as he went tut lav, I were on that bike riding it up and darn out side of the ground
    It were a 9 year olds bike so it were a bit small for me but i went darn tut Ponti Road end and then went up tut Leeds end where there were a load of west yorkshire police officers all stood in a line
    I cycled up to um and sez - hey up mister, can tha let me in tut ground
    Tha should have seen look on their faces
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    Are you right in the head
     
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    I take it back

    That is even funnier than the horse story
     
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    There's no wonder

    that horse bit you [​IMG]</p>
     
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    YOU on a kids bike? That I'd pay to see!
     
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    is that a true story????

    if it is, its extremely worrying. </p>
     
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