Big Bazza Conlon

There I was sat in East Stand Upper watching his every move and thinking to myself 'Hmm, I can understand why some folk don't rate him. He doesn't make a lot of effort to get the ball, I've seen fleas jump higher than him and there's more stretch in Bakelite. Then what does he do? He chuffingwell scores!!

The only thought he left me with after that was; was he really, I mean really pleased to see his team mates or was he wearing a, erherm, prominent box?

 

I don't flipping believe you at times

You'd never get me commenting on a woman's physical attributes !!ff

 

RE: I don't flipping believe you at times

The best bit is that all she can do when we score is look at Bazza's crotch! ff

 

I know what you mean , Allen

She can be such a hussy at times !!ff

 

tha's got bloody good eyes to see from there

he was the other side of the penalty area. Had tha got thee binocs on it?

 

Anyway, on the subject of women...

How's the pretty little number that sits in front of your good self? Given her my number yet? ff

 

Re-wind a bit...

who? what she look like? how old? worth a look?

Not that I'm interested, just making conversation. Oh aye...

 

To be honest Andy

She spent all Friday night ogling women's breasts , so spying on Bazza like that comes as no surprise !!
Very European is our Cazi !!!ff

 

RE: Re-wind a bit...

Ask the young tearaway who sits behind her... unfortunately for him not on top :d

 

I'm intrigued

If she's 15 will you be going for a bit of an arse-grab? ff

I REALLY hope you do not mean Emma anyway...blonde lass...

 

I've given her

Your home address .(Y)

 

It was sticking out like Blackpool Tower

I couldn't miss it hehe

 

RE: I don't flipping believe you at times

Well, it did have an appeal about it ff

 

RE: To be honest Andy

I was just showing my observant side (lol) I mean no one could miss those chapel hat pegs. Oops, well except you(neer)

 

She's in her late teens , I'd guess

With very ample ..... charms , blonde hair and beautiful smile . Not that I've paid her much attention you understand ?

 

To be fair...

I guess you have a trained eye when looking in that direction...

 

Liar

FACT ff

 

I know what you mean...

Is this in The Ponty?

Well, you'll have to point her out next time I'm down. Here's hoping I don't end up perving on a friend ff

You just happened to notice her one afternoon as she took up her seat? I totally understand how it works.

 

There was no need

For you to go to her and hang your coat up on her left nipple though !!!!!!

 

She sits in front of me

And laughs all the time at my consistantly funny comments . Also , she lets me rest my belly on her shoulder !!