Big bunch of whinging Barstewards

Everyone on this board. We could have signed £250m of players this summer and you'd still not be happy. And why? Cos most of you are stuck in some dead-end **** job with some fat biffer of a wife and the only outlet you have to "get back at this cruel world" is to moan about BFC.

Let's introduce a new rule around here, either be positive, or if you're going to be negative, I'd like to see some scanned copies of your academic credentials to prove you're not just some lousy whining chav. Oh and a photo of your bird too, cos if she's not fit you're just as bad as the rest of them.

ps anyone who wears Stone Island clothing to a BFC match, please note that everyone knows it was bought off the back of a lorry and you're not actually rich enough to buy the legitimate stuff. Same goes for Burberry and all your other chav brands. If I catch abny of you lot wearing such stuff, ensure you have a copy of your latest payslip on you and a receipt to show you purchased said clothing from a legitimate retailer.

If not, then next time you're shouting out that our team is crap, just remember that they're probably a damned sight further up the social ladder than you are and you're only criticising them because you're ashamed about how **** your own life is.

Thanks.

 

(blaze) tha wants to lay off the ket mate .......

 

been done a thousand times moose

(zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz)

 

I like Bilberry's though and Biffo is my hero.....Eh? nt

 

Quite possibly the most arrogant thread I've ever read. Kudos.

 

windy's back then.

 

Windy questioned people's ideas and theories, but don't think he ever condemned them for where they worked, how much they earned or what their partner might look like.

 

Unless they were muslims

 

You make him sound like Aristotle.

 

Whats up lad..

not gerrin owt..ff

 

****** nt

 

Yes....everyone should post a photo of their "bird"

and if you don't fancy them then they should piss off!

 

Wouldn't be seen dead in stone island crap nt

 

Tell thi what MOUSE

Tha talking B*ll*cks. Until this post I thought you was one of the more intelligent posters on this board (now Windys gone)
How wrong was I?
Peoples earnings?
Wife/Girlfriends looks (don't bother me I'm single)
Arrogant *****.
Utter f'kin *****.

 

Reading again though

Must be a wind up surely.

 

am i ony one thats noticed his 'location' on his profile?

se no mooer

 

PC version of rant by Moose

Dear all. We could have secured the services of some top class footballers during the close season, and i very much doubt this would have cured your acute cynicism. The reasoning behind my previous statement i hear you ask? Because the majority find themselves employed in an unfullfilling or tedious occupation, and matrimonially tied with an unpleasant and rather obese partner. Therefore, a negative attitude towards your supported football club appears to be a "get back at this cruel world" style reaction to said predicaments.

I feel it necessary to introdue a new format for expressing your opinions, either express a positive opinion, or if you feel you need to express a negative opinion, please suply me with evidence of a recognised qualification, in order to prove you are a person who is not uneducated, uncultured or prone to antisocial or immoral behaviour. Photographic evidence of your partner shall also be required, and he/she must also be able to pass the bleep test, either by equalling or beating Gary lineker's score.

Any wearing of the 'Burberry' or 'Stone Island' branded clothing must be accompanied by a receipt of purchase or a recent payslip. This is to prove the legitimacy of the label, and does not effect youyr statutory rights.

Please remember that it is more than likely that any member of the Barnsley Football Club squad is socially superior compared to your goodselves, and by stating an opinion anything other than complimentary towards said sporting group, you will be clearly doing so due to the very poor type quality of your own existence on this planet

 

I'm glad someone elses's (sic) noticed, I've been saying it for years.

 

Why did you put "sic"

When you weren't directly quoting a mistake?

 

'kin 'ell nt