Crystal has got herself a job as a care worker. Unfortunately, this means I have to start doing things like cooking, cleaning, shopping and the like! Also, I'll have to start bathing, shaving and dressing myself, too!! Where will I find the time to study?? God, life's hard!! <img src ="http://i55.tinypic.com/10s87wn.jpg"> Please note, this post is not to be taken too seriously!
Oh I know, mate, I know When Crystal was asked what experience she had to become a care worker, she replied "I've been married to Kev for 28 years"! They'll be giving them the vote next!!
Sounds like you need an Au Pair to take care of those tasks I mean - not what ever you were thinking I meant
I think it's a great idea, Dave In fact, I've just mentioned it to Crystal. I'll not tell you exactly what she said, but basically, it's a no.
Re: I think it's a great idea, Dave She'll come home from work to find a hole in the ground where the house used to be. That'll teach her!
Re: I think it's a great idea, Dave Drop a brick on your toe, phone the council or whoever and tell them you need a care worker.. simples.
Congrats to Crystal. Commiserations to you. I will bring you my book "How to boil an egg and other extreme household tasks". Alternatively I could bring you the Dil Raj takeaway menu
Five minutes before she gets home from work switch on the wireless, get the wine glasses ready, pour the hot water, fluff up the bubbles----- ----then she can get cracking on the weshing up straight away!
I'd like the book, please This may come as a shock to you, but I've already got a Dil Raj menu, mate.