You know how Fowls fans are ALWAYS bigger and better than anyone else. Well not long ago this Fowls fan who just happened to be built like a brick whatsit and 7 ft tall was bragging in the pub how great his team was with it being such a big club, and how they didn't belong where they were and would storm Europe within 5 years. He had just finished saying how he was the biggest fan when he keeled over and passed. Come the day of the funeral and a problem arose. they couldn't find a coffin big enough or wide enough to take his earthly remains. The 2 morticians mulled it over until they came up with the perfect answer, They gave him an enema and used a shoe box.
