Billy was at school this morning and the Teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers Came fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
Distraught Australian Woman Gag... A distraught Australian woman rushed into the local police station claiming she had been raped. The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details. She told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he had on a helmet and gloves. "That sounds as if the man was a cricketer," observed the policeman. "Oh, yes he was," replied the woman, "and what's more he was an Englishman". "I suppose you guessed that because of his accent ," said the Sergeant. "No," the woman said, "it was because he didn't stay in very long."
