It's int Bin (To the tune of ''It's a Sin'' by the Pet Shop Bumboys) When I look back upon my waste It's always with a sense of shame The Council's always been to blame For everything I throw away No matter if it's really gay All goes into one large plastic receptacle of no specific denomination or colour It's in, it's in, it's in, it's int bin It's int bin Everything I do not want Everything I chuck away Everything by Mary Quant Every album by Coldplay It's int bin At school they taught me to be good How to recycle glass and wood They didn't quite succeed For I just simply can't be fecked Their green bin system is now wrecked So I'll throw that lovely person away too It's in, it's in, it's in, it's int bin It's int bin Every jazz mag I have read Every pair of Cooper jeans Every goldfish that is dead Every tin of Netto beans It's int bin Father, forgive me, I tried not to throw it Full of grass cuttings, cos I had to mow it Whatever you taught me, I just didn't listen Father, you fought me, 'cause I didn't care And I still don't give a **** So I look back upon my tip And then I throw Jay's Parka on Is there room on top for Don? So on goes Dirks gret platform shoes And TM's undies - smeared with poo Can I throw spackyback on too? It's in, it's in, it's in, it's int bin It's int bin Every pair of maroon pods Every snake belt I have owned Ali's pants that smell of cod Jay's non-existent mobile phone It's in, it's in, it's in, it's int bin It's in, it's in, it's in, it's int bin What a complete pile of cackarooble.
Fully agree. It's about as good as your driving on a Setdi neet after you've just put 11 pints away. It's about as good as the Carbon / Vaughan central defensive partnership. It's about as good as Jay's dress sense. It's just not very good really.
I drive better when I need a piss which is pretty much all the time. and when I say better, I mean faster. I've weaved my way up the M18 more times that you've pretend saved a shot behind the Ponty goal. The Full Sondico.
RE: Thats rubbish I shall put it into the ceremonial Klingon waste container known as the 'glaarg makk spleth'.
I look out for that lad at every game now. I think I might adopt him. I've got some left over gloves from when I used to be a contender. I bet you still drive better than Dirk looks.
RE: I look out for that lad at every game now. is it the spanner at bottom of the ponty you are on about the one who turns up in the full kit n gloves just in case ritchie asks him to play,if it is he works or did work in jd sports in tarn.
RE: That's the lad. lol,to be fair to him he aint the only one have you seen the rest of his gang,they are all a bit "one flew over the cuckoos nest"if tha gets mi drift.