This young woman it was her birthday,it was nice pleasant day,as a young girl she had a liking for beans,she just could not resist beans at any time,and we all know what a good dose of beans does to the system,..noww as she grew up started courting,etc,she gave up the Fad,or tried to ,she married ,and had been married happily for couple of years, Now on this day she took her car to the next village a mile or so away for a service,so off she goes, arrives at the garage,and sits and waits,till the car is ready,well it was not her lucky day,after all,when the mechanic tells her you car will not be readu to day..OK,she says, so as it is a nice day she choses to walk home,even tho by now it nearly tea time...as she is going along ,she passes a small cafe,who have in the window,enjoy our baked beans new to day,Mistakenly she goes in the shop and is over come by the smell of baked beans,,its my Birthday ,i will have a dish,i have to walk home it should be ok.....she enjoys her dish,and makes her way home,gets into her her house the back way. gets in the Kitchen,her hubby is waiting,..ah you have made it at last,ok i have a suprise for you,but you must put on the Blind fold, ok she says its my Birthday lets have some fun,so he puts her blind fold on and leads her by the hand to the Dining room,and sits her down...Just then the Phone rings,and he has to answer it,so she is left waiting, now the Beans she has had are starting to cause a bit of stomach problem, So she lifts her arse and FARTS a good loud fart,and the stink woohoo she says fannng it away, then another ,rip snorting fart,Cough,cough wahoo,then Hubby returns,,,now then darling are you ready,taking off her blind fold.......only for her 6 best mates to be sat at the table ,ready to sing happy birthday Cough to you ,cough happy birthday dear molly cough happy birthday to you cough cough....PHEW.
RE: as it happens yes ,she has been out to day,special bus picks her up,being playing Doms and bingo,won a tin of soup in the raffle....ive been to docks.she charged me 50 £ and says you got six months,,i said i aint got 500 £..so she gave me another 6 months....cant be bad cheers(raiseaglass) (raiseaglass)