Bit chilly today

From a Scottish pal of mine</p>

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&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;50F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;People in Southern England turn on the central heating</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;40F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Southerners shiver uncontrollably</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;35F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Cars in the south of England refuse to start People in Falkirk drive</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;with their windows down</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;20F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats Aberdonian men</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;throw on a T-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;15F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent People from Dundee</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Zero degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Life in the south grinds to a halt</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Minus 10F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Life in the south ceases to exist</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Minus 80F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Minus 100F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Santa Claus abandons North Pole</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Minus 173F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Alcohol freezes</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Minus 297F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Microbial life starts to disappear</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Minus 460F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;All atomic motion stops</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Minus 500F degrees</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Hell freezes over.......</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;</p>

&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Rangers win Champions League!!!!!!!</p>

 

can you do that in celcius

 

can you do that in celcius

 

loads of snow tenight

 

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Yes

subtract 38 degrees and divide by 1.8. I listen in physics.