Huff and puff all you like but there are 3 ways we will survive in this league, the portents at present being discouraging: 1. Spend to secure obvious goalcoring class - let's face it today (yet again) the difference was that elusive capacity to score (this will involve spending money that can only come from Cryne or the bank). 2. Hope that the teams below us will on balance remain worse than us at defending than attacking - unlikely as the majority have greater support (probably literally and financially) and thus the capacity to change it. 3. Appoint a different manager each week until either safe or the season ends.We could have celebrity managers, serious ones or different ones depending on who we were facing. Everyone knows that teams respond to a new bloke in charge, and everyone knows that the list from which we are having to choose a new boss is full of holes (and what disappears down holes in the convenience in your bathroom). Why get landed with a dud ? Is "Have I Got News for You" worse without a permanent host? Would your own company not tick on just as well without the resident boss? Bet your staff would bubble for a week at least if you had a celeb on the premises!!!!! And think of the publicity............ There you are then. Tactics? Rarely win a match at our level - it's usually goalscoring. You can talk about your formations , but when pretty football doesn't produce you need a fresh boss to make the best of the dross. Any "boss for a week", against the teams we still need to beat recommendations posted would be most welcome.
Like the Celebrity boss for a week idea Even Lenny Henry wouldnt have played Robbie in central midfield
First celeb gaffer I am then(with new squad numbers): 1. Colgan with those spring heeled devices I've seen on Sky adverts - are they illegal? 2. Hassell 3. 4. Reid 5. Kay - 6. Wallwork - with Chesea dagger still inserted 7. 8. Well of the Tog 9. 10. Howard 11. Errrrrr..... is it Jan 07 yet?
